Our Story
What started as a simple email newsletter has grown into something much bigger. Every week, we bring you the latest stats, the funniest takes, and entertaining commentary on our fantasy football league.
Fun Fact: Our newsletter has been running for , and we've never missed a week! (Well, almost never...)
What You'll Find Here
📰 Weekly Newsletters
Our signature weekly newsletters with all the laughs, trash talk, and insights you've come to expect.
🏆 League Standings
Real-time standings, stats, and performance metrics for every team in the league.
⚔️ Matchup History
Complete matchup history with scores, winners, and memorable moments from every game.
📊 Player Stats
Detailed player statistics and performance tracking throughout the season.
League Rules & Traditions
🏈 League Format
- 14 Teams - Single division format
- Head-to-Head - Weekly matchups
- 6 Playoff Spots - Top 6 teams make the playoffs
- Standard Scoring - Yahoo Fantasy Football default settings
🎭 Traditions
- Weekly Newsletter - Every Tuesday or Wednesday-ish.
- Trash Talk Tuesday In Yahoo Chat - The day after Monday Night Football
- Championship Trophy - Handed down from winner to winner
- Loser's Bracket - Toilet Bowl for the bottom 8 teams
Meet the Commissioner
The Commissioner
League Manager & Newsletter Author
As the commissioner, I'm responsible for keeping the league running smoothly, writing the weekly newsletters, and occasionally making controversial decisions that everyone will complain about for weeks.
Fun Fact 2: I've been playing fantasy football for over 3 years
and still haven't won a championship. Yet.
Thanks for reading!
- The Commissioner 🥕
Get Involved
Want to join the fun? While this is a private league, we're always open to new members if spots become available!